Anatomy of a Woman

May 26

A lot of people I’m following get a load of asks and I’m just here like

blushingbutterflys:

true story

(Source: iishuevu, via misslinzb)

misslinzb:

what the hell…. LMAO

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May 25

notisaidthebrowneyedkat:

moriartyscrown-parisbound:

ladyzolstice:

irradiations:

lizzledpink:

imyouraziraphale:

heatheralexa:

insidelime:

“Seventy-Five thousand homes were destroyed.”

Perfect.

“Every entry after that was the same way.”

Yes.

“And anyone?” I ask after a moment.

Oh, okay.

“Over the centuries, wine has been drunk out of a variety of glasses, ranging from heavy beakers to delicate crystal flutes.”

I don’t drink, so I can only assume this is a metaphor. …No, I still don’t know what this means.

LOU: Because he’s dead, John. Dead is what he is, so we have to get used to using that word to describe him.

Bwaahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha

”%$&# THAT!”
*Translation of ancient Asgardian swearword

from Deadpool Team-Up: BFFs (featuring Thor)

“Consider the idea that the Martians might decide to make war on us—and win.”

…….. In that case I doubt I’ll be getting laid any time soon.

“Coach Lincoln Red, new head football coach at Georgia tech, would be at my house in less than ten minutes.”

…. I don’t know whats funnier, the fact that this book is talking about a school local to me or the fact I might be having steamy turf sex with someone name Lincoln Red. 0_o